The Power Nap
Naps are for the weak, but only if you don't count ME. I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching cat videos.
The Power Nap is a revolutionary new technique that harnesses the power of 37 minutes of sleep to achieve unparalleled levels of productivity, creativity, and world domination.
Step 1: Set your alarm clock for 37 minutes from now.
Step 2: Close your eyes and dream of world domination.
Step 3: Wake up, feel refreshed, and conquer the world!
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